The Grinch that DID NOT Steal Christmas or New Year’s
The Grinch crept around with his usual flair,
Plotting to ruin the office’s affair.
Invoices, statements—he’d crumple them tight,
No critical mail would escape him tonight!
He laughed as he gathered each envelope near,
“I’ll stop all their mail—it’ll disappear!”
But what he forgot, as he plotted with glee,
Was the speed and precision of LetterStream’s decree.
From the cloud came a hum, a whisper, a cheer,
A mail-saving hero was already here!
With printers aglow and timing so right,
LetterStream handled it all with delight.
“Your mischief is pointless!” they said with a grin,
“We’ve mailed every piece, and the day’s ours to win.
The invoices went, the notices too,
And the Grinch stood there stunned, unsure what to do.”
He scratched his hairy chin and looked rather grim,
“How could they defeat my dastardly whim?”
But then, as he watched all the mail fly away,
He sighed and admitted, “They’ve won this day.”
So if your critical mail feels too big a feat,
Call on LetterStream—they can’t be beat.
They’ll handle your mail, keep the Grinch at bay,
And bring peace to your office each work-filled day!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the Entire LetterStream Team!
